**Music on repeat at The Warrshop this week:  Kid Cudi's new album "Satellite Flight: The Journey to Mother Moon"** 

 

Photo courtesy of kidcudi.com

New week, the return of an old warrior... (warriorz never retire). Wendy, the Obiwan Kenobi of EarthSeaWarrior, returns to the warrshop with her impressive teaching skills and it was glorious. We love having our OGMGMT back for a visit and are proud to have her the lead the ESW Tribe.

 

It begins with an old favorite One Eyed Little Red Riding Hood (Amanda Seyfried would have rocked the one eyed look). To begin this story, we meet Little Red Riding Hood strolling down the path to Grandma's house. She does the usual things, picking some air plants off the side of the road, stopping to admire some Tushiez, dancing it out to Beyonce's new album. After a twerk session to Flawless (because she woke up this way, flawless), Little Red arrives at Grandma's only to find Grandma in bed looking a little bit hairier than usual and decidedly a shade more gray. Little Red closes the door to Grandma's. Minutes later, Little Red comes skipping out with a basket, the wolf's dinner, and a sexy new pair of shoes that once belonged to Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz and lives happily ever after.* Moral of the story, kick your problem's ass and come out stronger and with a complimentary dinner and pair of shoes.

Until next time,

Kiwi

 

*As written by Charles Perrault